just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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