question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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