; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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