I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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