If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
you never un-have a 4some
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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