508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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