We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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