Can Purell be used as lube?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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