im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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