My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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