did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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