Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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