I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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