Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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