so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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