Hey man sorry I got all grabby
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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