I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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