quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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