The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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