did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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