I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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