i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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