Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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