Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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