What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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