It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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