I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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