Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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