Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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