So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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