google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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