Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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