what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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