If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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