This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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