Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This girl is more easily done than said...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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