And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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