He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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