your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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