There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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