So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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