we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Randomize
