Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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