Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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