I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
