If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I party with great urgency now.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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