i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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