He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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