Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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