Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
