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New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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