well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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