how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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