No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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