Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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